Dont like taking baths and my man cant give a decent massage to save himself!
SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!!!
I tried a massage chair at the pharmacy last time I was there and it was almost as good as the real thing. It had wheel things in the seat that rotated up and down my back. You could also try getting a soft mattress pad on your bed to make it more confortable then light some scented candles, play some soft music just lay down for a while.
go Walker or get book , a mover